Farmer's Mother in law (Added On: 2016-01-15 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in- law in the head, killing her instantly.
Mother in Law's Birthday (Added On: 2016-01-15 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A husband and wife were shopping when the wife said, "Darling, its my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy for her? She would like something electric." The husband replied, "How about a chair?!?"
Christmas Gift (Added On: 2016-01-07 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
Anniversary (Added On: 2016-01-07 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is."
Custody of the Child (Added On: 2015-12-30 Rating : 3.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their child posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the child into this world, she should retain custody of them. The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from his chair and replied, "Judge, when I put a dollar in a vending machine and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"