One Liners Jokes

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People look at you kind (Added On: 2013-04-09 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

People look at you kind of funny when you walk down
the street naked with a gun.

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Life is a waste of (Added On: 2013-04-05 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Life is a waste of time, time is a waste of life, so get wasted all of the
time and have the time of your life.

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If you don't let me (Added On: 2013-03-01 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

If you don't let me make you happy,
I'll make you suffer.

-Ashleigh Brilliant

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"Give a man a fire (Added On: 2013-02-21 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

"Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's
warm for the rest of his life."

- Terry Pratchett

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But but he said she (Added On: 2013-02-17 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

But but he said she said I could . . .

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