One Liners Jokes

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Children are natural mimics. (Added On: 2010-09-08 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Children are natural mimics. They act like their parents in spite of
every attempt to teach them good manners.

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I can tell you're lying. (Added On: 2010-08-27 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

I can tell you're lying. Your lips are moving.

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The problem with getting a (Added On: 2010-08-19 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

The problem with getting a life is making the payments.

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You don't have to swim (Added On: 2010-08-10 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

You don't have to swim faster than the shark,
just faster than the guy next to you.

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I've learned that no matter (Added On: 2010-08-03 Rating : 2.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes.

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