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How do you babysit a (Added On: 2013-04-03 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
How do you babysit a black kid?
Wet his lips and stick them to the wall
How do you get them down?
Invite a couple of Mexican kids over and tell them its a pinata party.
What's the first thing the (Added On: 2013-03-05 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
What's the first thing the French did when they heard Germany was
reunified?
- They installed speed bumps at the border to slow down the panzers.
- They learned how to say "Don't shoot, I'm a collaborator!" in German.
- They stocked up on Chapstick and practised kissing German ass.
Top 10 Reasons For Being (Added On: 2013-02-20 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Top 10 Reasons For Being ItalianIn-depth knowledge of bizarre pasta shapes
Unembarrassed to wear fur.
No need to worry about tax returns
Glorious military history... well, till about 400 A.D.
Can wear sunglasses inside
Political stability
Flexible working hours
Live near the Pope
Can spend hours braiding girlfriend's armpit hair
Sweating tenors
A rabbit and a skunk (Added On: 2013-02-16 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A rabbit and a skunk were abandoned at birth. After a couple of days they
run into each other and decide to keep on living with each other. Neither
one has seen an animal of its kind so they were wondering what they were.
So the rabbit says to the skunk "what do I look like?" The skunk
replied, "well, you have a little pink nose, a fluffy tail, and you're
all white. You must be a rabbit then!" said the skunk.
Then the skunk asked the rabbit "what do I look like?" The rabbit
replied, "well, you're not black or white, you're pretty ugly, and you
sure do smell bad." After a few seconds of pondering the rabbit screamed
out "I know what you are." "You're Mexican."
What's the new Jewish-Chineese (Added On: 2013-02-12 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
What's the new Jewish-Chineese resturant called?
- "So Sue Me"
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