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Every morning the black would come into work in a pissed-off mood, but the
white guy was always really happy and friendly to everyone.

Well one day the black decided to find out how the white guy managed to be
so happy day after day. He asked the white guy "Man, how do you stay so
damn happy all of the time?"

The white guy answered, "Well, every morning, I recite my wife a poem so I
can get laid before I come into work!"

The black says, "Hey, that's a pretty good idea, man! What do you say?"

The white guy replies, "Well, this morning, I wrote her this poem: 'Honey,
with your hair so blond and your eyes so blue, all I wanna do is make love
to you!'"

The black decides to try this with his wife.

The next morning, the black guy walks into work with a bloody lip, a broken
nose, and scratches all down his face!

The white guy asks him what happened.

The black guy says, "I tried reciting poetry to my wife like you do!"

The white guy asks "What the hell did you say to her?"

The black guy goes, "I said, 'Honey, with your hair so nappy and your eyes like
a frog, bend your fat ass over, let me do ya like a dog!'"

Language Trends of the Future (Added On: 2013-04-30 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and in
all likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in the
future.
In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel. All
consonants and gaps between words and sentences will disappear, leaving
only an extended "Eauuuuuuuuuuuu..." Meaning will be inferred from
facial expression. Written French will stay exactly the same.
These consonants will not be entirely forgotten; they will migrate
to Czechoslovakia, which will by that time have no use for vowels.
In 200 years, the English vocabulary will be the union of all other
vocabularies, but the spelling will be original.
Similarly, the Japanese alphabet will be the union of all other
alphabets in the world.
The Cyrillic alphabet will eventually be the same as the Latin
alphabet, only backwards. A mirror will suffice for translating
Russian into Polish.
Finally, in 200 years, entire books in Germany will be one word. Plus
a verb at the end, of course.

Brain Operation (Added On: 2013-04-12 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

This German guy wanted to marry this Polish lady, but Poland had a law that you have to be Polish in order to marry someone that is Polish, so, in other words, he'd have to have 50% of his brain removed. So he goes to his doctor and says, "I've just got to marry this woman, I love her so much..."

So the doctor says, "Well, it's risky, but okay." So into the operating room they go for the brain removal procedure.

Later, when the German guy wakes up, the doctor comes in and says, "We are verrrryyyy sorry, but we accidentally removed 75% of your brain instead of 50%."

The guy looks up and says, "Mama Mia!"

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