Chuck Norris Jokes

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Chuck Norris Tears (Added On: 2007-03-10 Rating : 1.73 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Chuck Norris' tears have been proven to heal cancer. Unfortunately Chuck Norris doesn't cry.

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chuck norris jokes (Added On: 2007-02-25 Rating : 1.88 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

jesus may have walked on water but Chuck Norris walked on jesus

Chuck Norris sleeps with nght light not because he's afraid of the dark but the dark is afraid of chuck norris

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse in the chin and he created a giraffe

There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.

There are no different race. only other countries where Chuck Norris visited and round-house kicked them until they were different shades of black and blue

The first bible was titled Chuck Norris and friends

Chuck Norris once got in a knife fight... the knife lost

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Book of Chuck - chapters 1-5 (Added On: 2006-03-29 Rating : 2.78 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Chapter 1 - On the 6th day God made plans to create Chuck Norris, on the 7th day he decided to lay low.
Chapter 2 - Moses didn't part the Red Sea, Chuck Norris did... with his fist.
Chapter 3 - Noah wouldn't have let Chuck Norris ride in the ark, cause there can't be two of Chuck Norris.
Chapter 4 - Sodum and Gomorrah turned to salt at the sight of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
Chapter 5 - If Chuck would have been around, you wouldn't have heard of David or Goliath cause he would have kicked both of their asses.

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Chuck Norris Jokes (Added On: 2006-03-22 Rating : 2.62 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

• Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
• The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may be only seconds away from death.
• It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Chuck Norris a giant meteor.
• Chuck Norris does not follow fashion trends, they follow him. But then he turns around and kicks their ass. Nobody follows Chuck Norris.

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Chuck Norris Jokes (Added On: 2005-03-28 Rating : 3.75 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

In a recent survey it was discovered the 94% of American women lost their virginity to Chuck Norris. The other 6% were incredibly fat or ugly.

Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is kicking your ass, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris were a calendar, every month would be named Chucktober, and every day he'd kick your ass.

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