How do you get three little old ladys to say, "Fuck!"? (Added On: 2014-02-16 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Q: How do you get three little old ladys to say, "Fuck!"?
Henery and mikes songs (Added On: 2014-02-08 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
here is a song:
Close shave (Added On: 2014-02-02 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
Severe Problems in Sex Life (Added On: 2014-02-02 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A man went to see a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn't seem to be getting a clear picture of his problems. Finally he asked, "Do you ever watch your girlfriend's face while you're having sex?" "Well, yes, I did once." "Well, how did she look?" "Oh boy... she looked very angry!" At this point the psychiatrist felt that he was really getting somewhere and he said, "Well that's very interesting, we must look into this further. Now tell me, you say that you have only seen your girlfriend's face once during sex. That seems somewhat unusual to me. How did it occur that you saw her face that time?" "She was watching us through the window!"
And the moral is... (Added On: 2014-01-29 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Q. On the left side of the river there is a rooster, and on the other side there is a cat and a worm. The rooster jumps over the river and eats the worm. The cat gets frightened and jumps in the river. Whats the moral of the story?