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Blonde Jokes
Question and answer blonde joke (Added On: 2013-05-02 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. Blonde with Half a Brain (Added On: 2013-04-30 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke) What do you call a blonde with a half a brain? Gifted! Three blonds on death row (Added On: 2013-04-29 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde.Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."The redhead then screams, "tornado!!" Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, Ready . . . Aim . . ."The blonde shouts, "fire!!" Question and answer blonde joke (Added On: 2013-04-28 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke) Q: Why don't blondes double recipes?A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. I don't know! (Added On: 2013-04-27 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke) A married couple was asleep when the telephone rang at two in the morning. The wife (undoubtedly blonde), picked up the telephone, listened a moment, and said, "How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!" and hung up. The husband said, "Who was that?" The wife said, "I don't know; some woman wanting to know 'if the coast is clear'."
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