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a blonde and a brunette were watching the 5 o'clock news about a man who was going to jump off a building. the brunette says to the blonde, "i bet £50 the man will jump. the blonde accepts the bet. after 10 minutes the man finally jumps. the brunette smiles and the blonde gets out her wallet. the brunette says"i can't take your money, i already saw the news earlier. the blonde says" that's alright. i also saw it earlier but i didn't think he'd jump again.

Painting Contractor (Added On: 2013-05-12 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the
first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!".

In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!".

The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!".

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?".

"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street."

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? (Added On: 2013-05-08 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? Their both empty from the neck up

Buying drinks at a bar (Added On: 2013-05-06 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.Brunette: "I'll have a B and C."Bartender:"What is a B and C?".Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T."Bartender: "What's a G and T?"Redhead: "Gin and tonic."Blonde: "I'll have a 15."Bartender: "What's a 15?"Blonde: "7 and 7"

Air Head on a Beer (Added On: 2013-05-04 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Why did the blonde take a ladder into the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house.

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