Bumper Stickers Jokes
Sign from a translated sentence (Added On: 2012-05-22 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Sign from a translated sentence from a Russian chess book: "A lot of water has been passed under the bridge since this variation has been played."Sign at a garage in Hertfordshire: "Please do not smoke near the pumps. If your life isn't worth anything - gas is!"Sign on the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "Our wines leave you nothing to hope for." At a restaurant in New York: "Tip-ing is not a city in China."
In the vestry of a (Added On: 2011-04-25 Rating : 3.50 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
In the vestry of a New England church: "Will the last person to leave please see that the perpetual light is extinguished."In a Pennsylvania cemetery: "Persons are prohibited from picking flowers from any but their own graves."On a roller coaster: "Watch your head."On the grounds of a public school: "No trespassing without permission."On a Tennessee highway: "When this sign is under water, this road is impassable."
Two signs found on top (Added On: 2010-03-30 Rating : 3.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot""Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense." I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own. At a Santa Fe gas station: "We will sell gasoline to anyone in a glass container."
In a New York restaurant: (Added On: 2009-12-06 Rating : 4.33 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
In a New York restaurant: "Customers who consider our waitresses uncivil ought to see the manager."On the wall of a Baltimore estate: "Trespassers will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.-Sisters of Mercy"On a long-established New Mexico dry cleaners: "38 years on the same spot."In a Los Angeles dance hall: "Good clean dancing every night but Sunday."In a Florida maternity ward: "No children allowed."
Sign on the door of (Added On: 2009-11-14 Rating : 3.67 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Sign on the door of the maternity ward: "Push Push Push." Sign at entrance of the IRS: "Watch your step." Sign at the exit of the IRS: "Watch your mouth." Sign in a bookstore: "We treat you write." Sign on a front door: "Everyone on the premises is a vegetarian except the dog."