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Pub (Added On: 2006-02-16 Rating : 1.44 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

There are 3 singers singing in a pub. Shaggy,Craig David and Britany Spears. Somebody farted and Shaggy goes
IT WASNT ME
Craig said
I'M WALKING AWAY
and britany said
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN
and the next day somebody farted agin and shaggy said
IT WASNT ME
craig said
I'M WALKING AWAY
and britany said
STRONGER THAN YESTERDAY!!!!

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Dormitory rules (Added On: 2005-07-15 Rating : 2.59 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules. "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female
students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time." He continued, "Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. Are there any questions?"

At this, a male student in the crowd inquired, "How much for a season pass?"

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St.Peters nuns (Added On: 2002-01-13 Rating : 2.68 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

3 nuns died in an accident.But before they could enter the kingdom of heaven they had to answer a question each asked by St.Peter
To the first nun he asked who were the first people on earth the nun answered Adam and eve.To the second nun he asked Where do they live Eden she answered and he let her in To the third nun he asked what was the first thing Eve said to Adam The nun replied oh my godness that is a hard one and he let her in at once

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Morons (Added On: 2001-01-15 Rating : 2.88 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

One day a college proffessor was greeting his new college class. He stood up in front of the class and asked if anyone in the class was a moron, and if they were, they should stand. After a minute a young man stood up. The professor then asked the
kid if he actually thought he was a moron. The kid replied, 'No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself'

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Going to School (Added On: 2001-01-15 Rating : 2.42 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)

Mother: Come on victor you have to get out of bed or you'll be late for school.
John: Ahh mum do I have to, all the teachers hate me, and all the students hate me too.
Mother: Yes you do.
John: Give me a good reason
Mother: You're 34 and your the Principal!

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