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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? (Added On: 2013-05-18 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
At least one, but it better be a big lightbulb
What do you say to (Added On: 2013-05-18 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
What do you say to a baby Jewish American Princess?
Gucci Gucci Goo
Master Thief (Added On: 2013-05-18 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
A Master Thief in London was giving a Coaching Class on Stealing and had students from all over the world. The Indian happened to be a Sardar. After several grueling classes on Theory came the final and decisive class of all, a practical demo.
The master took all his pupils to a house nearby in the darkness of night and entered that. But by mistake he overturns a vase.
Owner : Who's that?
The owner is satisfied and goes back to sleep. Mission accomplished.
The Sardar is very impressed. Returning to Punjab, he decides to open a similar class for his fellow Sardars. Does so and follows the same schedule of theory classes.
Then he goes for the demo with his pupils. Enters the house of a rich Sardar in darkness, and tells the other Sardars, " These are the various steps for stealing. You just observe. " Firstly, he goes and overturns a vase.
Owner : Koun Hai ? ( Who's that ? )
Sardar : Mai Billi . ( I am the cat.)
Owner : Oh, Billi ( Oh. Cat.) and goes back to sleep.
Q: How many Australians (Added On: 2013-05-17 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: 16. One to change the bulb and 15 to say "Good on yer, mate!"
Libraries Are Sexy (Added On: 2013-05-17 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
You got any overdue library books? 'Cause you got fine written all over you!
Cocktail Party (Added On: 2013-05-17 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
Three young women are at a cocktail party. The conversation turns to their position in life and it's clear that they are trying to one-up each other. The first one says, "My husband is taking me to the FrenchRiviera for two weeks on vacation," and then looks at the others with a superior demeanor. The second one says, "Well, my husband just bought me a new Mercedes," and looks about with considerable pride. Number three says, "Well, to be perfectly honest with you, we don't have much money and we don't have any material possessions. However, one thing I cantell you about my husband is that thirteen canaries can stand shoulder to shoulder on his erect penis." After this, the first one looks shamefaced and says, "Girls, I've got a confession to make. I was justtrying to impress you. You know that vacation I was telling you about?Well, it's not to the French Riviera. It's to my parents' house in Philadelphia for two weeks." The second one says, "Your honesty has shamed me. It's not a Mercedes. He bought me a Honda." "Well," the thirdone says, "I also have a confession to make. Canary number thirteen has to stand on one leg!"
Ways to confuse a roommate (Added On: 2013-05-16 Rating : 4.00 / 5.00 Rate This Joke)
These are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.43. Put horse radish in your roommate's shoes.
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